Java, Caffeinated God of Peace & Goodwill

The scent of coffee beans grinding, combined with the aroma of them brewing, is tantalizing to my sleepy soul.

I am tired of religious and political talk. All I want is peace on earth and to show my goodwill towards all people. Both religion and politics miss the mark of peace on earth and goodwill towards humanity.

I do not and cannot put any of my emotions in anything that does not foster peace and goodwill. So, goodbye religion and politics, and hello to peace and goodwill.

my wake-up routine is a glass of cold water and a 20-ounce insulated cup full of freshly ground and brewed coffee beans

I greet you (and all people) with the good and joyful tidings of peace and goodwill. Humanity’s daily wake-up routines empower me to share goodwill and peace with all people (especially those routines including that strong black aromatic liquid we know of as coffee). For me, my wake-up routine is a glass of cold water and a 20-ounce insulated cup full of freshly-ground and brewed-coffee beans.

I cannot wait to grab a strong cup of fresh coffee

The scent of coffee beans grinding, combined with the aroma of them brewing, is tantalizing to my sleepy soul. I cannot wait to grab a strong cup of fresh coffee that I accessorize with cream, sweetener and occasionally with some extra flavoring like vanilla.

My wake-up routine includes my daily devotion to the divinity of the morning and her peace and goodwill towards all humanity, Java. Java is one divinity, yet she lives in all people and gives them the desire to know more about her every morning.

The power to know Java is within all humanity

The power to know Java is within all humanity; she is known because of her interaction with humanity via the glorious coffee cups of the world. People are like coffee cups. We are Java’s chosen vessels to display his character of peace and goodwill to each other, as well as to all humanity and nature.

Every person has a little Java in him or her. Each person decides how full of Java he or she will be. Each can choose a drop of Java, or be filled to the brim with Java. What will you choose?

choose you this day how much Java you will serve

So, choose you this day how much Java you will serve. If it be a drop then drink your drop with joy. If it be a full cup then blessed are you for the spirit of caffeine shall stimulate you more. As for me and my house, we will serve only freshly-ground and freshly-brewed coffee. And that’s no bull!

Praise to Java,

Rev. Java Joe